Midnight conversations with a newly 9 yr old...

Tonight she asked me "So, how do you REALLY get a baby? Do you just get married and wish really hard for one or what???"
I told her I needed a good nights sleep first so I can give her a clear answer that she will understand. So...tomorrow we have "the talk"!

This is going to be hilarious I think. She has a great sense of humour and I'm sure will have lots to say about this one. We've already had multiple talks about how her body works and changes that will start to happen. She was NOT happy about it and eventually said "You aren't going to give me tampons are you cause MOM that is SOOOO embarrassing!!!!" (said with a look of utter horror on her face)

What to say...what to say...